EVERYTHING'S A CONSPIRACY

Lately it appears to me, everything's a conspiracy

1) The Illuminati led by John Gotti
Aided by his lackeys, the Chinese and Iraquis
Had orders from Havana, “kill Princess Diana”
To further the obscene plan
Hatched by Alan Greenspan
Working for the CIA run by a clone of JFK
Who is, I am certain, controlled by Haliburton
But they are all just patsys for some neo-Nazis
Allied with the Knights Templar
Led by the daughter of the Czar
The brains behind the Vatican
Boy you can sure say that again

Oh what a tangled web we weave
Who should we trust, who do we believe
When everyone else is out to decieve
Hiding the tricks they've got up their sleeve
Yes lately it appears to me everything's a conspiracy

2) The Elders of Zion relentlessly spy on
The mullahs of the Taliban
And their dupes the Ku Klux Klan
But buried 'neath the Grassy Knoll
The secret of the Dead Sea Scrolls
Expose those politicians in the Tri-Lateral Commission
Just another institution, run by Reds and Rosicrucians
Brainwashing our nation with smut and flouridation
Giving out their orders to those so-called reporters
Who manipulate the evening news
To cover up and to confuse
So no matter who we do elect
They're servants of some secret sect

Oh what a tangled web we weave
Who should we trust, who do we believe
When everyone else is out to decieve
Hiding the tricks they've got up their sleeve
Yes lately it appears to me everything's a conspiracy